Me: I loved you in Family Guy, Death.
Death: That was Norm MacDonald, you idiot. And a cartoon, to boot.
Me: Oh. Meet Joe Black?
Death: ...Brad Pitt. I'll take that as a compliment. Now scram.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Conversation with Death #2
Conversation With Fundamentalist Christian Youth
FCY: *Runs Up* HEY!!! You seem like a cool guy! You should totally join our bible study group this Saturday!
Me: *Feigned Interest* HEYYYY.... No. That's my drinking day. *Walks Off*
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