Conversation with Salesman #1

Me: Excuse me, where is the nearest gas station? I'm a little lost, and I'm running out of fuel.

Salesman: Fuel? Well, my good sir, let me introduce the new Toyondazda Super-Deluxe Hybrid Gasoline-Electric-Bat Guano 4-cylinder-wheel-drive!

Me: Er, that's nice, but I need some fuel. I won't be able to make it more than 10 miles with what I have in the tank.

Salesman: Tank? This baby has a 5-chamber fuel and bat shit hydrocapacitator with TZ management! You'll get 5000 miles to the gallon!

Me: Okay, now you're just throwing random made-up words at me. Where's the damn gas station?

Salesman: Do you need help with the financing of this fabulous new car? *Grin*

Me: *Drives off*